real nigga relativity

for every real nigga, there is someone they are a bitch nigga to, and vice versa.

"Due to real nigga relativity, don't ever feel down on yourself."

by May 02, 2023

Birds Aren't Real

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 09, 2022

Now That's So Real!

Quantrell Bishop's biggest puppet. In January of 2015, he was part of an experiment that got a group of the intellectually disabled online (including Raging Rob) and they all were benched by the beast. Since then, he's been destroyed over and over again by Pres (Quantrell)

"That's how my biggest fan, SoSlob (Now That's So Real!) became a scorned puppet."

by Dance YT Nerds October 16, 2021

Real Nigga Hour

A state of being when someone is thought to embody the paragon of their own ideology and beliefs, usually associated with being casually uninhibited and straightforward.
Real Nigga Hour is not actually a span of time like Real Nigga Hours, but it can be spelled with an 's' at the end and retain its meaning.

Jim: Hey, did you hear about Michael? Word is that he flipped the bird on his English teacher and mooned her as he was walking out of class! He's on Real Nigga Hour to the max!

Joseph: No, being rude to teachers and faculty is disrespectful and careless! Michael is a bum with no direction in life, that dude is on Fake Nigga Hours!

by Mr. Etymologist April 20, 2018

saw bfts real

a very weird person who has a really specific name for some reason

person 1: ayo you acting kinda like a saw bfts real

person 2: THAT IS OFFENSIVE I AM NOT A SAW BFTS REAL

person 1: my apologies, you kinda acted like one

by Jons Max June 19, 2021

Real tight sweater

Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Tight sweater, tight tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater

Verse
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Gambino on the mic make the pussy much wetter
Try to get the girls, call the guy go getter
Tight jeans and Converse sneakers (tight sweater)
No cheddar, go home in a rogue letter
It's a college center, so my financial aid's better
You better dead her, yo that girl's going crazy
She got a twinkle in her eye like she want to have a baby
Maybe I should call her up on a Saturday
Take her to a dinner and a movie, Braves game
Maybe we can call her up again
You looking good girl, you should bring your friends
And I don't really talk shit, I'm a douche and a bad rapper
I'd act faster, but my tongue's in a black plaster
If your girl shops in sizes that are too small for her, let her
Cause girls look better in a real tight sweater

Hook

Veronica is hot but she would look better in a real tight sweater

by based-chad 892 September 12, 2020