big ol thing of sexy

My husband

Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...

by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020

Stranger Things Day

Stranger Things Day is on November 6th because that is the day Will went missing. Netflix made this an official holiday (i think lol)

Person 1: I love Stranger Things so much!
Person 2: We should celebrate Stranger Things Day together!

by iamruby November 14, 2020

parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

by anonymous November 19, 2020

sure thing

Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing

From the song Sure Thing by Miguel

girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends

girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives

girl 1: you’re like my definite person

girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing

by girlwithacrush November 22, 2020

Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020

the coolness of the thing

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020

White wrist things

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing

Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy

by DaddioMystic November 5, 2020