<noun>
1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."
2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."
2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."
2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005
Get the detachable penismug. The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.
Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!
Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.
Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!
Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.
Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.
Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!
Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.
by girth_brooks February 14, 2010
Get the Average Penismug. "that colombian dude from the club tottaly streched me out last night"
"I sure love that colombian penis, they fuck the best"
"I sure love that colombian penis, they fuck the best"
by SwtSensatian69 March 9, 2007
Get the colombian penismug. The definition of "Skinny Penis" is a with ass dude on the internet saying " It's ya boi, skinny penis." That exact video made me a different person with magical powers. I can now make my penis wipe my own ass. Oh yeah almost forgot, if u watch the video 200 times your white af peepee turns black, and shrinks 40x . Best day of my life when that happened.
by Skinny penis dude February 5, 2017
Get the Skinny Penismug. by yeahthatcoolcat June 2, 2020
Get the girl penismug. A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.
by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014
Get the Penis patchermug. Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!
by Beesechussy November 25, 2021
Get the Penis Goblinmug.