Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.

Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.

Alabama Christmas Morning by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008

morning wood denial

This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!

Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!

morning wood denial by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010

morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...

"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"

morning glory by Rob June 21, 2004

morning voice 

Having the strange desire to sing, when your voice is horrible in the morning (usually if you attempt singing without brushing your teeth first).

Dani: "Prince Aliiii! Wondrous heeee! Ali Ababwaaaa~"
Tai: "A-Are you okay, honey?"
Dani: "Ugh, I blame morning voice."

morning voice by TMRomance October 8, 2013

morning bender 

A bender which takes place in the morning time.

"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"

morning bender by todddd May 1, 2008

Moosing 

Surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road on your tippy toes, eyes wide, head out, using one hand to make antlers and the other to smoke a cigarette.

Slow down! Is that a moose? Oh wait, it's just some guy Moosing us.

Moosing by Chilltownian July 7, 2013

good morning afternoon 

Good Morning Afternoon; from 11:50am to 2pm is a good morning afternooon

Good morning afternoon family, how are we all doing today?

good morning afternoon by huey#7917 September 29, 2018