Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.

Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?

by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011

Rot Log

A large and particularly smelly dump.

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”

by Kindgenius September 6, 2020

Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.

When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.

by George Coonie July 15, 2024

Caca log

A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.

Ew.. he's such a caca log, he needs to chill.

by MainRain October 13, 2018

LOG

A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.

Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.

Here comes another LOG today

by Echonacea February 2, 2021

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020