Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

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Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

by clickeye3 October 18, 2019

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land

Verb - To obtain something that is desirable --- desirable from the perspective of the person speaking.

I'm hoping to land a new job.
He landed a sweet gig.

by spike_spiegel October 24, 2019

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This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it

Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct

by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019

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ball sack land

a great place no cap on god.

Person 1: ayo buhl you Pimpin
person 2: niz slime im at ball sack land

by BUHL ON DA BLOCC December 13, 2020

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land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

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