Joseph

Your partner in crime Your best friend your better half your king your soulmate
Joseph is someone who is by your side on your side who is always there for you at your best or at your worst who will never leave you and always protect you your connection to joseph will be one like no other if you have a joseph do right by him dont lose him if you lose him you lose the best partner this world had given you
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Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?
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Joseph : a simp for addyson
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Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
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Joseph Brooks

I term used to describe someone who shoves oranges inside their rectum.
How's it going Joseph Brooks!
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Joseph Liddell

Watch out he is comin' for your mom *lick *lick

Loves Zuc
"Get out Joseph Liddell stop doing that to my mom!!!"
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