Joseph

Anyone called Joseph is Jewish who lives in the east. You know a Joseph when you see him: normal hair, a conservative in their culture and a short caucasian human. Joseph is that one guy that turns gay guys straight and straight girls gay. I you do see a wild Joseph, say hello because he is a good guy overall and can sometimes (on rare occasions) be quite smart. I've personally known too many narcissistic Joseph's but there are always a good few who are always humble and nice. In the end everyone should be friends with one of the few nice Joseph's.

Joseph is the homosexual biological father of Jesus (the possible Jewish messiah). ✡

by Kpopbob November 23, 2021

Joseph

Definitely one of the best friends you can every ask for. He is loyal and would help you whenever you find yourself in deep shit. Also a very romantic guy, any girl who get him is very lucky. He definitely wouldn't cheat

"Damn, I really want to be Joseph's friend"

"Me too! He's so helpful!"

by long corgi November 23, 2021

Joseph

A man who agreed with hitlers ideas and supported slavery.
He loves to run over the elderly as a passion.

Joseph is a lovely man

by Big birk November 23, 2021

Jens Jeb Joseph Daniel

A guy like no other. He is summed up in three 's'. Smart, smiling and small.

Person A: "Have you seen Jens Jeb Joseph daniel?"
Person B: "Oh heck yeah"

by FlyingNils November 23, 2021

Joseph Gregory

Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.

Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.

by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021

Joseph Whitsey

Often referred to as “Pedro”, fuck knows why. Can be absolute sarcastic cunt at times. Known for reaching for laughs from his friends (Sometimes he can actually be funny). He’s alright to have around though. He’s got a little batty and minuscule youghurt slinger, still never gets him down though. Don’t even start talking football with him.

Oi Joseph Whitsey

by TheMunterHunter November 23, 2021

joseph corridor

A Joseph Corridor

Pronounced ‘yosef corridor’ , A Joseph Corridor is someone who is often seen staring at women and listening to what they think is an underground genre of music. Often reggae or Russian post punk.

by lotte.connell November 23, 2021