smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018
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Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
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Hayes Johnson

The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.
"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
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Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies
by Hellhound77 February 06, 2024
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Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.
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Tegan johnson

Probably will never find this but you never know🤷🏽 ♀️ Actually the most gorgeous and loving person you could ever meet! Wild on the weekends and knows how to make people laugh 😩 gives amazing hugs especially to people smaller. Just overall an amazing person that needs to show herself love before giving it to other people
by Snsghs March 21, 2018
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One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it
by Daddy Sin October 05, 2021
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