Brandon Jerry

He is albino

Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!

by himynameisl September 30, 2021

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

The Jerry

A Jerry is a simply just a seagull. They love to eat Cheezits, they are willing to do your bidding for a minimal price of food. Also commonly known as a sea-chicken….

Dang, did you see the Jerry hanging around the towels?

by Iluvhotm0ms03 June 13, 2022