Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.

Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!

by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

JASON thong

ANIME

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DONT BE A JASON thong

by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019

Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates

Ew look it’s jason

by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024

Jason

A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol

Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye

by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019

Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.

Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.

by Official duckgang January 7, 2022