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got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.
Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...
by Inglourious July 18, 2009
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big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
by von groovy April 28, 2019
mugGet the big ass got gassed!mug.

You just got Facebook'd

Also, Facebook'd, Facebooked for short.

When you get an outstanding kill, or completely embarrass you're opponent. By using the phrase, you are saying that you are going to go to theater mode after the match ends to upload the the clip to Facebook.

It's always best to taunt your opponent, and threaten them that all of Facebook will be able to see them get owned.

Applies to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 players. Due to the new feature that allows players to upload clips from MW3 to Facebook, the phrase was created by AP.
Headshot! +150

t Knickerbocker: "Wow kid, you just got facebook'd"
NoobWhoDied: "lol wat is guns"

Triple Kill! +250

Whole Team: "Wow those noobs just got Facebooked!"
by t0nydehtigeh November 16, 2011
mugGet the You just got Facebook'dmug.

ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes
Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad
by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018
mugGet the ur cats got titsmug.

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the that all you got, pansies?mug.

Yo, you got that

A manner in which one asks an acquaintance to partake in libations; usually at an inappropriate time, i.e. to have a liquid lunch or to have cocktails, only, for lunch.
John: "Yo, Lou, I had a long fuckin day. Yo, you got that".

Lou: "You know it like a fuckin poet!"
by Two for One April 23, 2010
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Back got Back

When an individual's ass is so flat it's like their back just keeps going.
He so flat, that back got back.

Her back got back.
by DarthXander May 2, 2020
mugGet the Back got Backmug.

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