Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

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glasses

for absolute nerds that can't see right

"dude are you seriously using glasses, bro those are for nerds

by 000101111001 March 27, 2021

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Glass Dick

It’s the paraphernalia you use to smoke meth in!!

Hey you want to suck on my glass Dick??

by ChadM45 November 20, 2017

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glasses is not smart but she loves 2 ppl she is ok at hockey. and shes nice. and only only has 2 friends: bc everyone else is fake shits. and has neverrrrrrr had a bf never had her . and she is not bitchy but she complains alot, shes very oragnized but she gets in trouble with her dad a lot and is a drama queen

(ass) everyone loves glasses ass

by ching shon yung April 20, 2018

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Bogan glass

Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.

My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.

by reepy March 18, 2019

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Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

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