finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010

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The Finger Man

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you

John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really

by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021

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Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

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Ghost fingers

Ghost fingers - when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn't even know it happened

dicko - "aw man, bumpin' and grindin' this bird and i used ghost fingers like a champ, she hadn't a clue"

by ghost fingers prime July 22, 2013

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mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

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Hotdog Finger

When you are going to finger a girl, you instead spread her folds and lay your finger in the middle, preferably the index finger, and either push down or move it fast up and down

You gave Jess a hotdog finger? Did she like it?

Yes and yes.

by Sexual terms November 14, 2016

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