Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

by Art Omega May 19, 2010

hamburger fingers

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.

Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.

by Marik Danzig April 20, 2007

Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.

an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."

by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008

Paint Finger

A small blob of paint left over on ones finger after using spray paint. Always happens with hard to wash off paint.

I have paint finger after painting my mailbox.

by Tim Godsil April 13, 2008

stoinky fingers

to stimulate a girls clitorus with your fingers

"so did you get any stoinky fingers last night?"
"yeah i gave her the stoinks for a good 15 minutes before she blew me."

by Greg E. Louganis April 9, 2009

back fingering

The act of inserting ones fingers in a woman's vagina by reaching round and under her ass, as opposed to going in from the front. Usually attempted whilst standing up.

'Ere lads nearly got this bird home last weekend, was back fingering here down an alley but she bailed on me last minute because she was taxi sharing with a mate'

by Choi123 January 9, 2014

pink finger

When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye

Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger

by wetzpretz December 15, 2013