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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
mugGet the Ear servicemug.

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
by Slagehammer October 3, 2019
mugGet the Ear muffmug.

Ear licking

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
by Jowin July 23, 2024
mugGet the Ear lickingmug.

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.
U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
mugGet the Got ur ears on?mug.

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
by couche man October 14, 2021
mugGet the ear jack phonemug.

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019
mugGet the Mickey Mouse earsmug.

Ear kink

When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears
Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting
by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022
mugGet the Ear kinkmug.

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