Dangler

When you take a shit and one piece is still hanging from your ass and no matter how hard you shake, it won't fall break off.

Man i hate when i take a huge dump and those danglers hang from my cornhole!

by FedInTheA July 16, 2010

dingleberry

There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.

That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin

by bigbobp January 13, 2009

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs

The tasty cereal made with your choice of cereal and dingleberries.

Mmmm Fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs. My favorite.
Your fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs are rotten.

by dirp June 22, 2006

Dangle

Another term for a pinch of Grizz Green or any other chewing tobacco....another term for someone who distributes the dangle is also known as Deputy Dangle....originated in Seattle,Wa May 2009 by MCA & Pinky NIGGAAAAAA

Boy thats a big ole dangle you got, Hey can i get a dangle, Nigga where's tha dangle at?

by MCA & Pinky July 25, 2009

Indiana Crab Dangle

A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.

I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.

by jose99 October 12, 2006

Dinglenuts

When someone acts immature in a serious conversation. Also dinglenuts can be used to describe an individual who manages to screw everything else up for the rest of us.

Conversation: That Austin is such a jerk during physics, he is such a dinglenuts.

Physical Example: That dinglenuts opened up the side of the plane and decompressed the cabin.

by JesterD73 November 29, 2010

Denver Dirty Dangler

Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.

This does not have to occur in or around Denver.

Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?

Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.

by WordGod0985 April 3, 2010