cleaning out my closet

Coming out to the world that your gay.

I'm tired of all this weight on my shoulders. I'm "Cleaning out my closet"

by Redman1996 July 7, 2011

Clops

Episodes on Mad Tv that show a playdough version of the tv show "COPS", arresting people and things like Mr. Peanut, Energizer bunny, M&M's, Santa Clause and more.

Clops with the Energizer Bunny and M&M's.

"I was just in the stall changing my baby and this monster wanted to suck the chocolate off my peanut"

by Anthony Rojas May 28, 2005

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

That was like the 876th time she has been introduced to me and she is so closed of that she still doesn't know who i am.

by Rachel & Collin February 2, 2003

closet conservative

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

by fuckingay January 8, 2008

closeting

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Broom Closet

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.

Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.

by Crystam August 19, 2007

Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person

Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.

by Maxxi March 27, 2008