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Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner
Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.
by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023
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Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.
Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.
by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023
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stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
mannn my shiii stoner clean😩
by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021
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white boy clean

White boy clean -is someone who cleans just the surfaces that other people can see. They will typically claim to be a really clean person. They probably had someone else pick up after them their entire life.
you never know what you gonna find when you open the closet door he white boy clean
by Mc. chachburger February 8, 2023
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Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.
I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.
by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025
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