Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.

“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.

Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.

by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019

Chocolate Pinkie

Chocolate pinkie refers to the fingering of one's asshole with the "little finger" (pinkie finger)

Person 1: "What can I say, I might have gotten a few fingers dirty last night 😏"

Person 2: "Oh shit, did you slip her the old chocolate pinkie?"

by cinnamonswirl09 March 10, 2019

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019

Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019