crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

Long Nose Tribe

A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.

"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."

"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"

"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."

by Mcfighter2 September 3, 2023

Siamese nose burn

when you stick a straws up both nostrils and try to sniff multiple lines of drugs or miscillaneous.

She sniffed so much coke up both nostrils it gave her a Siamese nose burn.

by blazed1 April 23, 2009

Nose Bung Situation

The inadvertent act of finding your nose in someones ass while in the 69 position.

As we managed the 69 position I inhaled to find I was in a Nose Bung Situation. It was then I thought maybe it was not a good idea to get this intimate your first time out with someone you just met in a bar. Then again, did I wipe thoroughly.

by Mongojustapawn October 26, 2012

Nose Full of Custard

The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.

Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.

by ThaiCube December 6, 2017

Big Nose Charlie

When someones dick is so big there is a massive bulge in their pants and girls just want to suck it clean

Wow he has a big nose charlie, mmmm

by Dirty Minds September 12, 2017

Bottle Nosed Titties

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.

I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!

by ThatTittieGuy November 18, 2013