butter breath

the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair

yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...

by CedricArnold April 11, 2022

National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.

“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving

by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021

ATM Breath

Ass To Mouth Breath- the worst bad breath imaginable, must hold your breath to pass them. It can be caused by when you or someone else gets butt fucked and then you turn around and suck that dick. Your breath literally smells like shit! Or an individual that has terrible oral hygiene.

I can't stand next to that Ho, she got that ATM Breath.

Dude, you need to brush your teeth, floss, and gargle with gasoline. I can smell your shit breath 6 feet away while we both are wearing Covid masks!

by ECO-AF March 7, 2022

Breathing

One of the syntoms of life (a seaxually transmitted terminal disease). One of many syntoms

He's breathing, he's going to die one day

by Shfsjdbrf March 12, 2022

Breathing

You should breathe sometime. It's better than absorbing oxygen through your skin.

Bro just try breathing. Don't be an idiot single celled organism hyou shite

by Vulcan-A1 January 30, 2022

Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022