by lemonke69 October 6, 2021
Get the National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Daymug. the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
Get the my boyfriendmug. Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
by Arctis!! January 19, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. A boyfriend is someone you love deeply and unconditionally; you’re committed to giving him the world. A boyfriend is someone you can tell anything to and do everything with and share the most hugs and kisses, a boyfriend can also be your future husband. Having a boyfriend means basically waiting with your future husband until they day the ring gets pulled out. Let me just tell you one thing girls, if he ever lacks something really small dont drop him, he loves you a lot.
“Hey me and Nick are dating, he’s my boyfriend now!”
“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?
by Sexydimma June 28, 2024
Get the husbands and boyfriendsmug. Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat
by Art...1 August 1, 2022
Get the Platonic Boyfriend daymug. Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
Get the ex boyfriend tearsmug.