Blast Liar

A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.

If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.

by TNUC4L April 21, 2011

snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

blasted

Intense central nervous system fatigue and soreness after a heavy workout

I fell down my babygirl's apartment stairs because my legs were so fucking blasted after ATG squats.

by perfectlittlecutie November 27, 2018

Ghetto blasting

Not leaving a tip or leaving a poor tip when out to eat at a restaurant

I know that guy is a rich doctor, but he’s always ghetto blasting his servers. He just left me $5 on a $100 check!

by Aserversstory January 28, 2021

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

Nee Naw Siren Blasting Bitches

Polices.

"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"

by Adarthus October 19, 2021

KAME BOOTY BLAST

Having explosive diarrhea for an hour. After you accidently stabbed your ass with a knife/fork.

Yo last night. I had to take a Kame Booty Blast.

by Goku San Balls September 22, 2022