"Hey John, I was the Boof-Man last night."
"Oh yeah how so?"
"I got Zach completely stoned he gave me HIS weed!"
"Oh yeah how so?"
"I got Zach completely stoned he gave me HIS weed!"
by Boof-Man January 25, 2018
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by SEXretary January 12, 2015
Get the Man Nub mug.When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
by scher&air February 4, 2012
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Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
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by jumpandyell October 3, 2008
Get the Milford man mug.A strong and extremely complicated positive emotion that a straight male feels towards another male. It is by no means homosexual, although it could possibly involve some degree of sexual attraction. This is not the type of sexual attraction that one would actually pursue; it is merely a complex sort of desire out of "fantasy" that is driven by jealousy and/or great admiration.
A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.
A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.
You know that one football player who's a senior with the perfect skin, the perfect smile, the dark short hair, the soothing voice, the easygoing and fun attitude, and the perfectly tan and fit and muscular body that has all the girls on campus going crazy? I mean, c'mon, what guy DOESN'T have a man crush on him? He's perfect... It's so unfair... LOL
by D S November 12, 2007
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by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
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