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August 7th

August 7th is where you throw your shortest friend in your friend group
by Madmax716x August 4, 2022
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August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born
by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022
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August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.
-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!
by Minippman April 23, 2021
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August 10th

Oh shit it’s august 10th!
All hail Alli
by Bes Mean August 9, 2021
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alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
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August 22

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘
by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022
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August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!
"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"
by kitty21love August 25, 2023
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