Evan

Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh

Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls

Fuck Evan he is an asshole

by greatgrantma February 5, 2019

Evan

Smart person

Evan is a smart person who can always get along with

by Haetees December 21, 2019

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020

Evan

Guy with humongous penis

Woah Evan got big penis

by Socraycray November 22, 2021

evan

a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag

EVAN I WILL READ HOMESTUCK I SWEAR

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021