Johnny a tiny boy, standing at a whopping 5'1. He pretends that he's good at csgo to cope. he is a free thinker and not scarred to tell you about his foot fetish and list of sexually transmitted diseases he got from shawn!
Johnny is Unemployed!
by Rahhhhhh.. November 20, 2023

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Johnny is a slang term for a totally awesome, handsome, sexy and a very intelligent human being (most likely man).
by Such a Johnny September 14, 2017

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.
still a DILF though
still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

by Kiis1 March 2, 2023
