Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

The best girlfriend <3

The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3

X:Hey guess what
Y: what?
X: I literally got the best girlfriend <3 I love her so much ♡♡

by The one u'll always love <3 September 4, 2021

NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY

National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.

Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”

by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

girlfriend

A homie you can kiss.

I luv my girlfriend

by TLOL16 January 8, 2022

Girlfriend

has to show their face, because it's the law.

My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.

by thelovedoctor69420 October 15, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁

Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”

by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021