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Douche bag

MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.

...That's a douche bag in action right thur
by jenellefosho September 20, 2009
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Douche-Fag

1)A person who is obnoxious, extremely annoying, inconsiderate and is also a brainless utter waste of oxygen with an existence more pathetic than that of a fruit fly.

2)A really Douchy Fag.
Douche-fag:hitler was a very nice person who should be respected.

Kid:Douche-fag...

ex.George W Bush
by Darcs January 26, 2010
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Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.
person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!
by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010
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douche stain

Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.
"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."

"What a fucking douche stain."
by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009
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Alpha Douche

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.
Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris
by llooop August 10, 2008
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douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.
Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!
by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008
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Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
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