Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.

Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?

by anonymous May 12, 2025

Celebrity Zombie

When your neighbors are bullies and set up cameras to keep an eye on the tweakers in your hood, stealing and drug deals. A celebrity zombie is the tweaker unknowingly being watched, monitored or talked about. A Negative attention that is forced upon you due to your situation and Haterz.

Celebrity Zombie: When you move somewhere knew like a small town and right away there are rumors being spread throughout the town about who your 'e fucking... "I ain't here for you're entertainment and i damn sure ain't trying to be a "celebrity zombie" in this shit hole.

by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019

Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..

Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….

by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023

zombie compromise

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.

1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.

by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013

Nazi Zombies

The Classic storyline of CodWAW zombies. This fragmented story refers to Ludvig Maxis a German scientist researching an unknown substance, element 115 a rock that can power anything. But he starts work on the moon with his partner Edward Rictofen. They then accidentally unleash an evil trapped for thousands of years that is the zombies themselves. Their own soilders become infected and they go through infinite loops and rounds of the zombies with various powerups, perks, and guns. They then find themselves trapped in the zombies grasp. But a new band of survivors stir up using the clues and tips from the previous surviors.

Tank Dempsey: Ohh shit, these stupid fucking Nazi Zombies are corrupting my mission!

by The Not-So-Urban Guy August 15, 2015

Zombie man (Bob)

crusty old guy waiting for his grave to be dug, good friends with robbo, rips ass alot and tells you to get out of the doorway. salutes to random children making you his next victim

Connor, Angus, Jake and Elijah : Hi zombie man! (or) Hey bob!
Zombie man (bob) : Hey boyss! *salutes crustilly*

by FatGronk2 April 8, 2021

Shuffle Zombie

When one is attached to the act of dancing the Shuffle, thinks about Shuffling, Shuffles all the time until they act like a Zombie unless the be Shufflin', and is addicted to the song "Party Rock" by "LMFAO"

Kevin: DUDE!! Have you seen Nathan lately? All he's been doing is dancing! He's a freakin' Shuffle Zombie now!

Kyle: Shuffle Zombies are taking over the world.

Kogi: K.

by MexiSupreme October 19, 2011