Rat Thoughts

The code name for the theory that cat people control the world and view us as rats and if the ‘rats’ don’t change their thoughts about cats, there will be severe consequences. On the 21st September 2021, cat people will kill the ‘rats’ (people that don’t worship cats) by trapping rats outside and zapping them with lasers from rooftops.

Rat thoughts grrrr (code used by cat people)

by AfterSunGrrrrrrrr May 26, 2021

rat tag

Dangling earrings worn asymmetrically, generally worn with a stud in one ear and a rat tag in the other. Inspired by ear tags worn by lab rats and mice.

Nice rat tag man 👀

Where can I get a rat tag?

by escapedlabrat November 9, 2019

rat with a tiara

a super cool and cute skinny legend, helps break into houses when it's hot out and you best friend is asleep and won't open the door. shares their music, is 5'3, and sings on FaceTime with you.

bro you know jase? he's such a rat with a tiara.

by isabeela August 3, 2019

rat water

Water drips off the sides of buildings. This water may consist of dust or dirt particles as well as rat or pigeon shit. If you are splattered with rat water, you must immediately wipe it off with water or soap, if this water remains on you for an extended period of time, seek medical attention immediately.

me "bro i just got hit by rat water"

him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*

him and I *both panics*

by xi444 February 2, 2023

Cute rat

When someone is cute but not hot

Abby Smith made this and she is a Large Cute Rat

by ratman):$;&(& June 8, 2019

Greasy Rat

A smallish hockey player that can easily move in and out of the tough areas one the ice, being effective at both scoring and also getting under the opponent's skin.

"You're a greasy rat, kid", said Kurtis G

by PPPfan September 30, 2021

Rat 🐀

either an animal, or yourself.

Person 1: ur a Rat 🐀

Person 2: yes

by this is only a fact March 23, 2020