angry jackson

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael

Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.

by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

Jackson

he is an overweight jerk with huge balls

oh no! here comes Jackson!

by Bruther killer May 20, 2022

Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023

Jackson

Jackson is a man who doesn’t deserve all the shit the world put him through and deserves better. He also has a lot of “girl best friends” and half of them probably have a crush on him. He’s one of those boys that are hot and nice at the same time. Jackson is hard to come by.

Guy 1) how the fuck am o supposed to get a girl when that man is roaming the earth?
Guy 2) Idk man. Who even is that guy?
Guy 1) that’s Jackson, half the school has a crush on him

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

jackson buser

the ugliest human being ever

omg did you see jackson buser
yeah you mean ugly

by emanajhd December 12, 2019

Jackson

The sweetest boy on earth. Jackson is kind, understanding, mature, absolutely gorgeous, and super smart. Everybody loves him and if they don’t, it’s only because of their own insecurities and incompetence that makes them project onto a perfect person like Jackson. He is caring, loving and nurturing. If anybody hurts him they should die because he deserves the world.

Lady: I’m looking for a boyfriend rn I’m so lonely

Lady’s friend: Omg! I’ve got the perfect guy his name is jackson, you’ll love him!

by 234slayed February 25, 2022

Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024