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koopa zombie

From the Mario Bros 3. cartoons. A human who got possessed and muted by the toxic koopa trash that made them look like a mixture of themselves and King Koopa.
After Melissa touched the toxic koopa trash, she turned into a koopa zombie.
by LL6000 May 18, 2016
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zombie high

When you're high on a depressant drug and you start to appear as if you're a zombie while trying to stay awake.
When I tried to fight my insomnia medication I got a zombie high off of them.
by JulzzMarie19 June 7, 2016
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forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016
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fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.
Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.
by Ndala May 10, 2016
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hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie
Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..
by ack78 September 21, 2016
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bearded zombie

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!
by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016
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zombie train

Having sex with 5 or more people while being extremely confused.
In Vegas, you can enjoy many activities including a zombie train.
by Turntquist July 15, 2016
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