Dirty Willy 

The act of circumsizing ones own penis with a homeless man or woman's teeth. Then having them taking the foreskin and putting it on top of an ice cream sundae and shitting on top preferably using the blood from operation to replace said cherries.

I won't even touch a man until he's had a dirty Willy done.

Dirty Willy by TO7372727 January 29, 2017

free willy 

see KATE L. the fattest girl on earth...

her fat ass blocks the sun

free willy by IPIEDINHERASSHOLE August 29, 2004

Free Willy 

When a smoker blows smoke rings and a guy ejaculates through the rings onto the first person's face.

Hey, Jordan, last night this pot-headed chick let me free willy her face.

Wait.. that's sick she smokes?

Free Willy by Toothpaste18756 November 30, 2010

Wet Willy 

The act of putting your finger in your mouth and then inserting the finger into someones rectum when they do not expect it and screaming, "WET WILLY!"

Bill was sleeping so Jim gave him a wet willy, he then recieved a swift kick in the ass

Wet Willy by ThomasGotHigh January 13, 2011

chilly willy 

either dipping your penis in a cold glass of water or putting it in a snow bank, then sticking it in someone's ear

"My roomate wouldn't stop snoring, so i gave him a chilly willy"

chilly willy by Travis Gerving April 3, 2008

Free Willy 

slang term for a paedophile

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!

Free Willy by clarkycat September 9, 2009

urban willy 

just because my dog is green

abrakadrabra, now im a fish

urban willy by rugged fish July 17, 2003