Wet Wife

A wife that wipes her juices on her husbands face

“Bro my girl is a wet wife and I love it”

by Yonder’s December 20, 2025

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Boutique Wife

A woman married to a wealthy man who operates a small retail shop or boutique that consistently operates at a loss, yet remains open indefinitely thanks to her husband's financial support. The boutique functions less as a viable business and more as an expensive hobby or vanity project.

"He's dropping six figures a year so his boutique wife can play entrepreneur three days a week."

by daddyzee December 27, 2025

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Sister Wife

a biological sister whom is your wife, girlfriend or lover. Typically seen amongst white southern rural Americans.

Spud: bi ie be bickie bo boobie cletus I swear to god if you done looked at my johnny rebel album record collection!

Cletus: Oh I did more than just look!

Spud: Bie ei ouh bickie bi bo boobie! Cletus I swear to god if you done TOUCHED my Johnny Rebel album record collection! Thats the closest damn thing I have to a sister wife!

by Bassnium.exe December 29, 2025

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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022

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