Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333

" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"

by Anonima999 April 17, 2017

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Unicorns

Majestic stabby horses

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?

by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020

Unicorn

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.

"how did HE pull that ?" "Oh, you didn't know, he's a unicorn"

by Yeagfy May 24, 2018

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Unicorn

Unicorn is me. To be a Unicorn, you can’t just play one position. Like you gotta be position less. If you gonna be a Unicorn, you gotta do everything on the court. Not just one thing, you feel me.

“You a Unicorn? Damn that’s tough”

by Sharbae123 June 21, 2020