After a hearty indulgence on Thanksgiving, the recepient of the "HTD" lays on their back and places a turkey basting tin on their chest. The giver then hovers above the tin and proceeds to deficate. It is only the Hot Turkey Dinner if it occurs on Thanksgiving Day, if it occurs the next day, it shall be referred to as the Black Friday Brunch.
Who's ready for a Hot Turkey Dinner?
by CACATTACK June 05, 2009
Person 1: Do you smell that?
Person 2: It smells like Booty Cheeks and Turkey!
Person 1: It must be your Grandmother.
Person 2: It smells like Booty Cheeks and Turkey!
Person 1: It must be your Grandmother.
by Afflictionx4 August 16, 2011
PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
by Nitro et al August 04, 2008
Anna: Man I need to get a lot of work done!
Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.
Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.
by A true pioneer October 28, 2009
When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 01, 2011
1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 03, 2005
another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'
whats up jive turkey?
by katherine marie! =] March 09, 2006