Egg Snog

Kissing someone with an egg nog milk mustache.

I've been egg snogging all evening. How am I supposed to say no to that? Merry Christmas to me!

by TheDrewthHurts December 21, 2016

Runny Egg

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.

Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.

I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby

by lambtron August 22, 2017

royal egg

Cracking an egg in someone's ass, then fucking them so hard it scrambles

I totally gave Stephanie a Royal Egg on Saturday

by TheRoyalEgg March 23, 2017

black egg

spoiled rotten,OR a jerk, OR can go die in a hole, AND TASTE BAD

.YOUR A BLACK EGG AMANDA

.MY KID IS A BLACK EGG
. PILLS ARE BLACK EGGS
.STRESS IS A BLACK EGG

by HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE November 24, 2019

Dippy egg

A soft boiled egg. Placed in an egg cup. The top is cut off so that thin cut strips of buttered toast (called soldiers) can be dipped into the runny yolk.

I fancy a dippy egg and soldiers for breakfast

by The Biggest Dave July 18, 2020

Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.

Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.

by Franico March 27, 2010