Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

shopping

you say you will only get one thing but walk out with the store.
something that only addicts do like Nia

"Nia is a shopping addict"
"wow did you see the Nia"
"Who?"
"Oh i mean the shopping addict"

by dfak;ms.jefgu8p'iWERJ January 31, 2022

bulemic shopping

Definition: (Verb) Purchasing large amounts of items for the thrill of getting them and then returning them to the store to get your money back afterwards.

Sally goes bulemic shopping every weekend, as she loves to shop but can't afford to keep anything.

by AWC00B November 16, 2023

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023

Shopping Spree Gamer

This is a gamer who uses a lot of money on in-game purchases.

Dude stop being a "Shopping Spree Gamer". Mom is about to delete your account.

by JrVerse January 8, 2017