Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018

Jake Frazier

Goes to CBHS and sucks a baseball but is great a Lax

Did you see Jake Frazier hit that home run? Neither did I

by Samthebigonionman123 November 13, 2019

Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020

jake artzer

Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm

You got a Jake artzer sized penis

by Benis peen July 25, 2016

Jake-in' up

(verb): The act of making an enormous mistake whilst being belligerently inebriated. <Double points if the subject in question's name is actually Jake>

While sitting on the couch with your friend, you vomit on him/her in such a manner that you appear to try to kiss him/her (same gender). Upon getting home, you slip and gash your head open, crawl to the shower, bleed and vomit, and your friends have to take care of you. Thou hast successfully performed the act of "Jake-in' up".

by MarioTheDragon November 6, 2010

jake tucker

To place or install something upside-down. Based the Family Guy character Jake Tucker, whose face is upside-down.

Person A: Hey, you installed that bracket upside-down.
Person B: Oh no! I Jake Tuckered it.

by Nordicman July 20, 2016