choke a goat

smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.

When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.

by scrackbcrack January 12, 2010

your a goat

It is a meaning that refers to someone being caught in the middle of something stupid and or doing that stupid thing.

Your a goat you dumbass! That guy over there is such a goat for telling that fake story.

by Zombiehugger0 March 20, 2015

son of a mountain goat

A wee bit of a trumpet

hairdo at the SEDO

by stu morrison August 6, 2003

Go blow a goat

Derrogatory term invented by the WBVA(wello boys vigilantee assosiation)Often hurled at escaping criminals, or ungratfull police officers.

Go blow a goat you fuckign uless pig.

by Wello boys _05 May 13, 2005

goat talk

When you have a passion for goats and talk about them all the time.

Girl 1: "Damn boi, did you hear about that goat that jumped over 3 dogs?"
Boy 1: "Yeah I did. #goat talk"

by Clarcus June 24, 2018

horny goat weed

Horny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. This specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats horny so that they breed. I think it's one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. Read the labels people!!!

No wonder my friend was horny after he drank that Monster, there's horny goat weed in it!!!

by BleedingBullet March 27, 2008

billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008