Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

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brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol

That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.

by Dray the great the lover of BS August 13, 2021

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Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him

(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t

by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018

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