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Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Hym "I don't. But that doesn't why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post. So I'm not going to pretend this isn't anything other than self-preservation from you. Drone strike all of the therapist (or people claiming to be therapists) who are participating in the weaponized schizophrenia. Murder them."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
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Why?

Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"

Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."

Iam "How is that even relevant?"

Hym "I'm just saying."

Iam "It's not helping."

Hym "I'm not trying to help."

Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"

Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."

Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"

Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"

Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"

Hym "I liked the movie."

Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"

Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."

Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"

Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"

Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"

Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"

Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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why are there so many definitions of this

a word that means so many things that it is everything all at once.
"oh my god, why are there so many definitions of 'why are there so many definitions of this?'"
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