Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.
White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
by thatniggakidkenny October 01, 2014
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ripped taco

when bruce takes a giant shit
Me: Aww man, Bruce just ripped taco on the floor!
by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 05, 2019
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Holo Taco

The name of Simply Nailogical's new nail polish company, inspired by her mispronunciation of 'Holo Top Coat'. The launch collection box included 'Royal-Tea blue', 'One-coat black', 'linear holo taco', 'scattered holo taco', and 'flakie holo taco'.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Holo Taco's new launch?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I hear it's going to include Menchie and Zyler's polishes"
by Pebbles_thedog September 22, 2020
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Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.
I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.
by Esophageal feces May 08, 2010
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discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!
"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"
by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010
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Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.
I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!
by C.E. Nyswanger June 05, 2015
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