Glossy Taco

Youtuber and nail artist, Simplynailogical, uses the word "Taco" instead of "Top coat"
What she really means, is glossy top coat.

Simplynailogical : "Now it's time for a glossy taco!"

Commenter: "What's a glossy taco?"

by FUCK ME IN THE PUSSY UH UH UH July 30, 2017

Dick taco

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.

I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

by Esophageal feces May 8, 2010

Taco Sling

Extremely small and tight bottoms that barely contain a woman's taco.

Nothing is left to the imagination. and the girl's OK with that.

The woman's equivalent of the banana sling.

Examples: short shorts, bikini bottoms, etc.

You'd think Karen would know better than to wear that Taco Sling to the party!

by fergie_cali July 8, 2010

taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

taco troll

The nasty troll that only appears in a woman's vagina during her menstrual period when in the process of having sex.

watch out i hear hillary's taco troll is back!

by JackT Daniels August 2, 2010

taco titties

when ya smash ya boobies togetha in order to seem like ya have a bigger rack

"damn lookit da rack on that girl"
"nah those are just taco titties"

by ginga_bitch May 6, 2014