War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

oklahoma city thunder

an nba team based off of oklahoma

guys oklahoma city thunder won their last game!

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 23, 2023

Thunder Worm

A man’s cock that is so large, that it creates a massive thud when it drops to the ground, hence being a “Thunder Worm”

*Loud thunder noise*
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.

by ButtHairBurrito97 May 18, 2025

Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.

Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012

when there's rain there's thunder

the phrase you say right before taking a massive shit

dude 1: there's a dude shitting in there dude 2: when there's rain there's thunder *shits violently*

by shlomoo1 April 6, 2025

tittie thunder

When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.

I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!

by Lrams November 24, 2015

thunder sheep

When You Shaved Your hair.

Mom, i have a thunder sheep!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021