dragon llama

An epic beast that is too epic to be portrayed in mythology. It breathes fire, farts bubbles, and eats skittles.

This is an epic dragon llama!

by A'zazele March 23, 2022

Broken Dragon

An event that takes place while smoking in which someone laughs during a drag and it results in the person violently exhaling and coughing

Man I told a hilarious joke to my friend and got him to Broken Dragon

by JWatson1999 June 26, 2020

Red Dragon

After you perform oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle, you spit your fiery hot bloody vaginal discharge on her face while you roar at her till she runs from you like donkey from Shrek.

Griffy told me at recess today he red dragoned Karen, and he can’t wait until next month to do it again.

by Masopeso March 26, 2021

Kissing The Dragon

The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.

Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.

by CakeTheOtter October 31, 2021

dragon balls

dragon balls refers to a guy with huge balls and a small penis, usual lands girls in bed but doesn’t last long.

Jade: Holy shit Craig had dragon balls
Meg: How long did he last?
Jade: 3 seconds

by chill ya beans April 10, 2021

The dragon's breath

The Dragon's breath

While sucking a penis, the person giving the oral pleasure will take a drag of a cigarette, hold it and blow it into the tip of the penis causing smoke to flow out; mimicking the visualization of a dragon's smoke.

- The dragon's breath my girlfriend gave me the other day was amazing

- My boyfriend made me give him something called "The dragon's breath", I broke up with him soon after that

by Teenage years June 19, 2018

Blue Dragon

An underrated masterpiece of an RPG created by Mistwalker and released in December of 2006 exclusively to the Xbox 360. It follows the story of 3 kids, a yellow midget, and a half-naked merc chick going around their world to kill an old blue guy named Nene, who has been committing various acts of terrorism all across the planet for the past decade. Their journeys grant them the ability to use Shadows, and they use them to smash Megamind's great-great grandfather's face in, then they have to deal with his pet alien frog, named Deathroy, who reveals himself to be a literal weapon of mass destruction.

In 2007 they made a mediocre anime based around said game that many people are nostalgic about.

Person: Any good games I should play?
Person 2: There's this one about Goku trying to kill Megamind called Blue Dragon.
Person 1: *plays it for 2 hours* Aaaaannnnd this is my life now.

by The Fucking Mailman January 1, 2021