Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

Sluty spider stick

Slang for stripper pole

Damn did you see that bitch on the Sluty spider stick she really did look like a spider at times

by Hobbytown9802 January 31, 2022

spider bread

The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.

I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.

by neoskee February 2, 2022

dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

Meth spider

The African flick flak spider

He bill look at that meth spider

by Weemurph February 12, 2022

Spider ma'am

The traditional way Spiderman greets women, or what he says when holding a door open for a woman. It is a respectful way to differentiate a common phrase while sticking to the light-hearted and whimsical way Spiderman is portrayed.

Spiderman: *opens door for woman* "Spider ma'am.."
Woman: "OMG Thank you Spiderman!"

by The biggest lil julie fan October 27, 2021

The Spider-Man flight suit

When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.

So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.

by Baked and fried September 19, 2021