When an organization, especially a college or university, fails at providing the services or promises it bases as one of its primary assets.
It looks like I won't be graduating in time for the internship. They pulled a Kaplan Shuffle. My classes won't be available until winter.
by PetrVs April 25, 2011
Get the Kaplan Shuffle mug.When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!
by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018
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The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.
Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
by big mick July 12, 2012
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Get the Truffle Butter Shuffle mug.The counter-intuitive tendency of a Baltimore pedestrian to slow down in the middle of a street before oncoming traffic, practically daring you to hit him. The shuffle is exacerbated by the fact that Baltimore residents generally ignore crosswalks, preferring to cross busy streets at random intervals.
by Bart County Scrivener May 28, 2013
Get the Baltimore shuffle mug.The inevitable dance one does when lighting ones own feet on fire from a poorly thrown Molotov cocktail during an Antifa riot.
Person 1: Hey comrade, did you see Niklaus last night at the anti-cop co op "protest" last night?
Person 2: Sure did! Ezra couldn't quite throw the Molotov far enough and it landed right at Niklaus' feet causing him to breakout into the Antifa Shuffle.
Person 2: Sure did! Ezra couldn't quite throw the Molotov far enough and it landed right at Niklaus' feet causing him to breakout into the Antifa Shuffle.
by William St. Josephstein September 8, 2020
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