snake bite kit

Good ol' Kentucky bourban. When you feel like the snake has bit (tension), you reach for a flask (kit) and take a sip.

Dude #1: Man, the snake's been biting hard today. I need my snake bite kit.

Dude #1 (continued): Reaches for flask, unscrews cap and take a nice swig.

Dude #1 (continued further): Ahhhhhh! Yeah...

by Michael-H April 22, 2006

Snake-pit

When you defecate in a toilet, and are surprised by the volume of faeces you see when you look down.
A specific example of this is when you have a perceptively sudden and strong buildup of excrement and do not expect the substantial volume and number of faeces you find. The sight of your creation resembles a snake-pit.

Holy crap Louis, I just made a snake-pit in there. I should have taken my camera-phone in there!

by spankey666 March 29, 2012

penis snake

A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks

Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!

by John Footpenis 3 February 20, 2014

one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.

Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.

by That dude with the large penis April 9, 2009

snake attack

to surprise someone.
to come up on someone without any notice.

John snake attacked Greg in paintball and won.

by bitchhhhnigga23874 September 14, 2007

Sazeetz

Sicilian slang word for salsiccia which translates to sausage in English. Refers to one's cock / manhood.

All the broads like Dominic because he has a big sazeetz.

by Sazeetz July 18, 2007

Snake Charmer Paul

A gay man who tries to tak advantage of a drunken straight guy in order to have sex. generally takes place when straight guys enter gays bars.

Tim: "Hey, where did you go last night?"
Alex: "I went to the gay bar for some free drinks, but totally got snake charmer pauled by this guy there"

by Tomas Johanson October 16, 2008